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Scottish Rally Girls 2018 Beanie Hat
The Scottish Rally Girls 2018 Beanie Hat was designed by the girls themselves to keep yer heid warm, and any other bits that might get exposed during a glamourous photo shoot…
Allegedly made from the finest, rare Haggis Hair, these exclusive hats are available in limited numbers, so we would suggest you get your orders in quick! These beasties are damned difficult to find and catch.
We would ask you to consider this as you contemplate your purchase: spare a thought for the poor, wee, baldy Haggis that roam the Highlands as winter closes in, shivering now as their timerous pink bodies are devoid of their hirsute splendour…
Not even their wee plump tails were spared – so we’re told – as this is now a detachable adornment for the top of the hat.
However! Fear not for the wee, shivering beasties as their sacrifice was not without good cause! All proceeds from the sale of these beanie hats – like the 2018 calendar – will go to the three charities that they were created to aid.
Who are the Scottish Rally Girls? Find out here
SHIPPING COST IS INCLUDED IN THE PURCHASE PRICE
(Turner Autosport are an ethical company and can confirm – with some reservations – that no Haggis were harmed in the production of these hats. At least as far as we’ve been told from ‘trusted’ sources…)